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Synthetic Sponge

by Cullen Page

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What you know about that? What you know about my ass crack? Sittin' on the tailgate of a brown hatchback Kids snortin' dust off the cellophane Butt slappin' bass straight to your brain What you know about that? What you know about that cat nap? Ten pounds of beef stuffed into your backpack Big jigglin' booty with an angel's heart Colt 45 and a deck of cards I don't know why the sky cries
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Hamburgers and fries Hamburgers and fries Cut me like a knife Halter tops and lies Hamburgers and fries Happiness can die Victimize the sky Turn away the light Right into the core Can I have some more? Settling the score Rattlesnake parkour Eating off the ground Tune into the sound Bleeding from the mound Picking up the crown Hamburgers and fries Hamburgers and fries Cut me like a knife Halter tops and lies Hamburgers and fries
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I'm a bad bastard I'm a snake in the grass Step into my cellar Show me ur a$$ Be my boyfriend I'll be ur girlfriend Step into my cellar I'll show ya Helen Keller I'll be ur bad bastard You'll be my bad bastard Be my boyfriend I'll be ur girlfriend I'm a snake in the grass Bad bastard a$$ Motherfucker Show me your suckers (Behind your mind) (Behind your mind) I'm not that master Big boy in the house Be my boyfriend I'll show you round town Be my bad bastard I'll be your bad bastard Be my girlfriend I'll be ur boyfriend (Show me) (Show me) How many lives you destroy? You be a bad bastard girl I'll be a bad bastard boy
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Freddy Cougar
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Sand Box 03:24
The truth hurts, bad words might be the right ones Bad words are turds and I'm a sewer rat The riddles on the wall don't bother me at all The riddles aren't words at all I crawl this scheme, around the barbed wire I'm in the pits of hell but where's the fire? The greenest grinch won't halt my transformation My darkest hour, the hour I awaken I'm in the scheme, the sand box of Satan In the sky the number 7 The devil's one of thousands more like him I'll meet him in the mountains and I'll... I'll meet him in the mountains and I'll fight him I'll kick his ass to mars and then I'll write him I'll meet him in the mountains and I'll fight him I'll kick his fucking shit and then I'll bite him Bite him I'll bite him
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I woke up in a bad mood I went to bed in a happy mood You say hello I say how ya do? I know there's somethin' I like about you I don't know why I take a liking to the sky When the flood runs high And I forget my name I don't remember why I came to stay over at your stepdad's house But he was weird I did not eat that hotdog that he made But I know I'd like to stay I woke up in happy mood Today's my day How do you do? Don't make a frown Look at the sky it's runnin' round Look at the dogs, they play I woke up in a happy mood Look the fuck up, the sky is blue The sky is black and the stars they shine like a heart attack I know that rhymed I'm so fucking smart

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Cover Art by Jessica Vasquez

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released August 31, 2016

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Cullen Page Austin, Texas

"If Beck, a Casio keyboard, Andy Warhol, and Homer Flynn were merged into a terribly funny, dead serious beast, It would be Cullen Page." -Bucko Crooks

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